Conner McFadden “I’m A Wal-Martian”
February 12, 2014
So my goal in 2014 was to write and record one song per month and missed my first deadline by 11 days. Actually not to terribly bad considering I was sick as a dog for most of this January. My other goal was to start writing some more serious stuff and I missed that mark by a mile. Anyway here is the latest Conner McFadden joint about the dreaded and deadly Wal-Martian!
Lyrics
I’m not from outer space but a real live place
In every city and every town
I only wear sweatpants. No underwear
I shoot the moon when I bend down
To pick up the shit my kids threw on the floor
Running around the store in their bare-feet
But I don’t care because my cart is full of $5.99 DVD’s
Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings
Hurray For Wally World
It’s The greatest place the earth has ever known
Where else can you buy your children’s toys
Next to guns with live ammo
Or shirts that say Team USA
That were made by the Chinese
Or every licensed product from the show Duck Dynasty
Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings
Some People Look At Me And Laugh. Take Pictures On Their Cell Phone
But I’m Not Alone
Because If your here looking at me. In this check out line you see
Then only one thing can be true.
Well baby your a Wal-Martian Too
I can’t fly but my feet they never touch the ground
My U.F.O. is called a Hoverround
I lost my bra somewhere in the parking lot
MY boob popped out in kitchen wares and landed in a crock pot
Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings
Conner McFadden “Adam Levine”
December 4, 2013
The 2013 Sexiest Man Alive is far to celebrated at my home. My wife and kids love this guy more than I loved Devo in 8th grade…..which is to say way too much. Anyway nothing against Mr. Levine I just want my kids to love me more then him. This song is probably not a step in the right direction.
Mr. Mal “Oh Holy Night”
December 4, 2013
One of my favorite singer songwriters from around town Mr. Mal A.K.A Mike Maleckar dropped by the Woodbanger Studio and cut a quick X-mas E.P. to hand out for free at his gigs around town. This was my favorite cut from the session. O Holy Night by Mr. Mal with Laura Hamlin and Ben Ciampa on back up vocals.
Captain Squeegee “Dually Noted” (acoustic)
November 15, 2013
Here is what I will call an almost acoustic track by my good friends Captain Squeegee. This is a brand new song called “Dually Noted” that appears on their excellent new 80/20 Records release “To The Bardos”. If you are a fan of the later material from RX Bandits I think you will thoroughly enjoy the latest offering from the good Captain. The music is fearless and somehow amazingly catchy despite having such a wide range of influences on display during every track.
Enjoy this down and dirty live acoustic recording then go check out the fully produced version of “To The Bardos” which was recorded by Bob Hoag who always does a fantastic job bringing the artists music to it’s final resting place for your ears to feast upon.
Connor McFadden “Popcorn Balls and Pennies”
November 1, 2013
This is a tune I whipped up after discussing the world’s worst trick or treat candy with some friends. Enjoy and Happy Halloween
Popcorn Balls and Pennies
Popcorn Balls and Pennies
Dude are you trying to be a dick
Pennies are fucking worthless
And popcorn balls taste like shit
Sometimes they’re hiding razorblades
Or stuck together with glue
And the last time I checked they don’t take pennies
In the god damn emergency room
So why not hand out Necco wafers or something equally lame?
Like Bit ‘O Honey, Zagnut Bars or just good ol’ toothpaste?
Raisins, after dinner mints or unwrapped candy corn
would all be so much better than what your serving at you front door.
which is
Popcorn Balls and Pennies
The lowest of the low
On a Halloween scale from 1 to 10
I’d say they fucking blow
So turn off your front porch light
go to bed and lock the door
So I can burn a bag of flaming shit
Right here on your front porch
So I can burn a bag of flaming shit
Right here on your front porch
Connor McFadden “FU I’M FROM AZ”
October 28, 2013
Here is a little I love song I wrote for the desert.
With all it’s flaws it is still a pretty kick ass place to live and home sweet home to me!
The lyrics are listed below if I mumbled anything too much.
Fu I’m From Az
Well you can call Ol’ Sheriff Joe
A Fat Ol’ racist prick
Say screw her to Jan Brewer
Even say she’s got a dick
Yell the border wall is stupid
And man you’d be right
But there’s just one little tiny oversight
Well you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ
Now breathing our desert air
Is like smoking 3 packs a day
And all our man made water ways
Seem to smell like rotten eggs
And our douche bags per capita
Seem off the chart
But here is why I think were the greatest state by far
Cuz you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ
So if your ever in a natural catastrophe
You might wanna ask yourself where you’d rather be
Hiding from tornado’s and earthquakes
Or having a couple haboobs blowing in your face
Cuz you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ