I’m not from outer space but a real live place
In every city and every town
I only wear sweatpants. No underwear
I shoot the moon when I bend down
To pick up the shit my kids threw on the floor
Running around the store in their bare-feet
But I don’t care because my cart is full of $5.99 DVD’s

Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings

Hurray For Wally World
It’s The greatest place the earth has ever known
Where else can you buy your children’s toys
Next to guns with live ammo
Or shirts that say Team USA
That were made by the Chinese
Or every licensed product from the show Duck Dynasty

Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings

Some People Look At Me And Laugh. Take Pictures On Their Cell Phone
But I’m Not Alone
Because If your here looking at me. In this check out line you see
Then only one thing can be true.
Well baby your a Wal-Martian Too

I can’t fly but my feet they never touch the ground
My U.F.O. is called a Hoverround
I lost my bra somewhere in the parking lot
MY boob popped out in kitchen wares and landed in a crock pot

Proceed with caution
Cuz I’m a Wal-Martian
With an earthly craving For un-beatable savings