Here is a little I love song I wrote for the desert.
With all it’s flaws it is still a pretty kick ass place to live and home sweet home to me!
The lyrics are listed below if I mumbled anything too much.

Fu I’m From Az

Well you can call Ol’ Sheriff Joe
A Fat Ol’ racist prick
Say screw her to Jan Brewer
Even say she’s got a dick
Yell the border wall is stupid
And man you’d be right
But there’s just one little tiny oversight

Well you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ

Now breathing our desert air
Is like smoking 3 packs a day
And all our man made water ways
Seem to smell like rotten eggs
And our douche bags per capita
Seem off the chart
But here is why I think were the greatest state by far

Cuz you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ

So if your ever in a natural catastrophe
You might wanna ask yourself where you’d rather be
Hiding from tornado’s and earthquakes
Or having a couple haboobs blowing in your face

Cuz you don’t have to shovel sunshine
And the heat is really dry
And the girls here are so pretty
They make other girls look like guys
And when California falls in the ocean
We’ll be right on the beach
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ
Fu I’m From AZ