This is a tune I whipped up after discussing the world’s worst trick or treat candy with some friends. Enjoy and Happy Halloween

Popcorn Balls and Pennies

Popcorn Balls and Pennies
Dude are you trying to be a dick
Pennies are fucking worthless
And popcorn balls taste like shit

Sometimes they’re hiding razorblades
Or stuck together with glue
And the last time I checked they don’t take pennies
In the god damn emergency room

So why not hand out Necco wafers or something equally lame?
Like Bit ‘O Honey, Zagnut Bars or just good ol’ toothpaste?
Raisins, after dinner mints or unwrapped candy corn
would all be so much better than what your serving at you front door.

which is

Popcorn Balls and Pennies
The lowest of the low
On a Halloween scale from 1 to 10
I’d say they fucking blow

So turn off your front porch light
go to bed and lock the door
So I can burn a bag of flaming shit
Right here on your front porch
So I can burn a bag of flaming shit
Right here on your front porch